Cat about people

Just decided to write a little short story, just for fun. Hope you enjoy it!

His pants flew out of window followed by a brand new laptop and his favourite record. She threw him out. Forever. No more sweet love, no more happiness, no more good times. And you know what, I loved him. Yes maybe he came back home drunk with a girl who is not She but why should I care? All in all I am a cat. Cats like to be petted and to be fed with tuna, and now It is all gone. What I am gonna do? What If she throws me out as she did with him? I am not just some cat, I am Fuzzball!!! Maybe I am not in position to blame people, but she never asked me. He used to give double tuna and sometimes even let me sit on his laps when he was working. He never chased me out of the bedroom even when he was petting girl who did not belong to this household. He always liked me, and she threw him out just like a thing.

I know, I know what will happen - they will forget me. I, Fuzzball will have to go wondering through the dangerous streets full of crazy dogs and over grown rats. I am not a tiger, I like quietness, three meals a day, I have my favourite doctor and my favourite spot on the couch. I am not ready for the life out of the golden cage. And they never asked me....

But what if they decide to put me to sleep or send me to her mother? That lady is just a cat suppressor. And it is not about her 5 dogs, it is about her eyes. Every time she looks at me I feel like I am a mouse on the way to lion’s stomach. You would never think, but I have a mouse phobia. Not those plastic mice with a motor I hunt all the time, but those sneaky grey little bastards. No wonder elephants are afraid of them...

Ok, it is 8:35 time for second after-dinner. No food came.
It is 8:48 I am starving. 8:50 still no food.
Now I know - they decided to starve me to death! It is only 3 hours since he is gone and I am already dying. Look at the floor, my hair is falling off. I am not strong in biology but something tells me that my whiskers are next...9:13 time for a nap, I am so starved that I am dying.

Good morning! Pardon, good afternoon! I did not die, apparently cats can live without food longer than one night. Haven't I mentioned that cats like to sleep? Just in case: we like to sleep, very much so. So next day came and she is still angry, I got some food but It was less then usual.
Next moment the living room door slammed so hard I thought that my eyeballs would fall out. He came, he was angry, she was angry, they were fighting and screaming. She slapped him, he took a knife...
Few hours later I woke up on the street and never saw them again....

My Top 5 Movies Which Do Make Some Sense

This time I want to try something different and somewhat off topic. Instead of writing basically an essay about one of the chapters of my life Ill just do something for fun. Let me say, make a chart of movies which actually do mean something.

So lets get starting, today no big long and boring intros, right away number one is:

Forest Gump

Forest Gump is not just fun to watch, it is inspiring and fulfilling. This Academy Award winning film, leaves some kind of after taste, watching this masterpiece only once is no good as  every time you watch it again you find a new phrase or a new expression which leaves a footprint in your soul. Definitely worse spending 2 and

a half hours of your life. And maybe even more, if you are like me. I have watched it probably 6 times and still find it more then just a good movie.  

Fight Club

Violent, crazy, cruel, bloody, inspiring, life-changing and in some way philosophic. It all can be sad about this ingenious piece of cinematography. If you are afraid that your life will be changed by a movie - do not watch

it.... And as skyscrapers were falling Taylor Durden was engraved as one of the most eccentric and memorable TV heroes.

V for Vendetta

 "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous." - V 

The Shawshank Redemption

 It is not just number one rated movie on the internet, it is something more then 7 Oscar nominations - it is the story of a man who was not broken under the hardships of his life. Once successful businessmen Andy Dufresne goes to prison for crime he did not commit. But he not just survives, he becomes the legend. This is a story of brave heart and unbeatable will. The Shawshank Redemption is one of those movies you cannot miss.

 Inception

  Probably the only really worthy Hollywood movie of last few years. Just watch it, maybe you wont understand it, or wont get the idea, but there is no denial that it is a great movie.  
  

 

Thats it for now, I hope that you enjoy movies I have chosen. And one more thing, thats my choice not yours, if you don't like any of these movies just get over it.